Yep. Seen it.
The Avengers. On an IMAX screen. In 3D.
Had little choice,really.
Marc, my movie buddy with whom I venture to see films regularly was going, and phoned me. The 'Son and Heir' (yeah, all 6 foot five of him) is a comic book geek, and had been hyperventilating about it for a year. Ever new trailer, picture, meme and whatnot gave him an attack of the vapours.
So, I went yesterday.And, though I'm not a Geek, or a Nerd or a comic book fanatic- yeah I read them as a child, but c'mon, that was 4 decades ago!- I can take 'em or leave 'em.
I had mixxed feelings about Joss Whedon doing it. I worried we'd get too many quips, his 'female empowement' schtick, and didnt think he'd be able to handle the action scenes. And..oh yeah HE LIKES TO KILL PEOPLE!
But, I went, and I'm glad I did.
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HOLY CRAP! FILM, PEOPLE! FILM!!!We had the BEST of Whedon- great character building. We had the BEST action - the last 40+ minutes was so testosterone laden, bombastic, well put together, crammed with amazing, that I couldnt spare 3 minutes to nip to the loo, in case I missed something.
Great ensemble cast, all that talent was not wasted. I knew little about Hawkeye before going in and was not a Jeremy Renner fan- now I am.
I wondered if Scarlet J's casting as Black Widow was due to Whedon having a crush. But no! Holy shit, she Kicked. So. Much Ass! There was days worth of ass-kicking by Ms Johanssen, she was the most skilled fighter on the team. I want to learn hand to hand (and hand to foot, mouth and other parts) like that! What can you say about Samuel L Jackson? He just...is. And agent Hill was almost as badass as Black Widow- hope we'll be seeing more of her, Nick Fury's right hand woman. And Agent Coulson- he too was a BAMF.
Robert Downey Junior was awesome, Tom Hiddleston was epic as Loki,-he played it Shakesperian, and it worked- loved Hemsworth as Thor, BUT... the person who stole the film? Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner and the Hulk. I'm not a huge Hulk fan, I loved Bill Bixby's tv version. The films had two good actors cast as Hulk, the writing and direction didnt work out.I'd wanted Edward Norton to reprise the role, thought 'Meh' when Ruffalo-who I respect as an actor- was cast. But I was wrong, people. So, so wrong.
Mark Ruffalo's Hulk, is the heart of The Avengers film. As Banner he is soft spoken world weary, gentle,trying to do good. He's the only person Tony Stark respects intellectually. They used motion-capture to get Ruffalo to do Hulk then added SFX over it. Great choice. This Hulk was believeable, incredibly dangerous to the team, but also able to be part of the team when he wanted to. He could follow Captain America's orders- nicely underplayed by CHris Evans, by the way.They need to..improve the costume, though-and he had his own way of dealing with Norse Gods who get above themselves.Two scenes with him brought the house down. The audience cheered in this film- fanboys and fangirls left and right were having orgasms of glee during it.
Highlights: Loki's pimp stroll as he subjugates a building full of humans
Captain America showing the cops just why he's the one in charge
The Loki-Black Widow confrontation
Hawkeye's deadliness during the final battle
Nick Fury showing his weapon handling skillz
Agent Maria Hill showing all kinds of badssery as Nick Fury's no 2
Agent Coulson-every scene(where does SHIELD get these amazing people?)
The Iron Man-Thor punch up
But, above all....HULK SMASH!!!
(Crap. I sound like a rabid fangirl:( )
Well done, Joss. you did the fans proud. But just one more thing STOP KILLING PEOPLE!